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Armie Hammer’s mother revealed that she gifted her son a vasectomy for his 38th birthday.
The actor’s mom shared the story during an episode of the Armie HammerTime Podcast, explaining how it came about. “I call Armie, and I go, ‘Armie, what would you like for your birthday this year?’ And he goes, ‘I don’t know. Maybe money, whatever.’ And I was like, ‘I believe I’m going to give you a vasectomy.”
Hammer then explained how the procedure went — with the office’s receptionist shocked at finding out that his mother would be the one paying for it. “It just was one of those things like you could tell she was hearing something and like, ‘I’ve never heard — what are you talking about?” he explained.
Elsewhere in the podcast, Hammer and his mother discussed the controversial cannibalism accusations that he faced. “I even called you one time and was like, ‘Ok, let me just get this straight.’ I go, ‘Are there any women out there with ribs or limbs missing?’” That’s what I want to know as a mother because end of conversation, if there are ribs or limbs missing.”
She also addressed whether her son was wrong when he sent some questionable messages about his cannibalistic fantasies to exes Courtney Vucekovish and Julia Morrison, “No one was eaten. No one was raped, but you were stupid,” Hammer’s mother explained.
The Armie HammerTime Podcast is already getting wild with vasectomy stories — and it’s just getting started. The actor just announced the podcast late last month with an Instagram video explaining its concept.
“So, I’ve got a little bit of news; I think some of you are going to love this, and some of you are going to fucking hate it,” he announced. “But basically, I’m starting a podcast, and the original idea of the podcast was sort of the concept that over the course of a day every single person you interact with knows at least one thing that you don’t. So, teach me what that one thing is.”
“I want to have long-form, interesting conversations with people who have tools or skills or have acquired wisdom or even just know random shit that I don’t know [and] I want to learn,” he continued.
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Armie Hammer’s mother revealed that she gifted her son a vasectomy for his 38th birthday.
The actor’s mom shared the story during an episode of the Armie HammerTime Podcast, explaining how it came about. “I call Armie, and I go, ‘Armie, what would you like for your birthday this year?’ And he goes, ‘I don’t know. Maybe money, whatever.’ And I was like, ‘I believe I’m going to give you a vasectomy.”
Hammer then explained how the procedure went — with the office’s receptionist shocked at finding out that his mother would be the one paying for it. “It just was one of those things like you could tell she was hearing something and like, ‘I’ve never heard — what are you talking about?” he explained.
Elsewhere in the podcast, Hammer and his mother discussed the controversial cannibalism accusations that he faced. “I even called you one time and was like, ‘Ok, let me just get this straight.’ I go, ‘Are there any women out there with ribs or limbs missing?’” That’s what I want to know as a mother because end of conversation, if there are ribs or limbs missing.”
She also addressed whether her son was wrong when he sent some questionable messages about his cannibalistic fantasies to exes Courtney Vucekovish and Julia Morrison, “No one was eaten. No one was raped, but you were stupid,” Hammer’s mother explained.
The Armie HammerTime Podcast is already getting wild with vasectomy stories — and it’s just getting started. The actor just announced the podcast late last month with an Instagram video explaining its concept.
“So, I’ve got a little bit of news; I think some of you are going to love this, and some of you are going to fucking hate it,” he announced. “But basically, I’m starting a podcast, and the original idea of the podcast was sort of the concept that over the course of a day every single person you interact with knows at least one thing that you don’t. So, teach me what that one thing is.”
“I want to have long-form, interesting conversations with people who have tools or skills or have acquired wisdom or even just know random shit that I don’t know [and] I want to learn,” he continued.
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